October 25, 2006

4. RIPPE TALKS SOME SHIT - BDM


Chris Rippe, Marketing Guy, is interviewed in anticipation of the first-ever Beer Drinker's Marathon, taking place October 30, 2006. While putting up fliers for the event, a camera crew followed Rippe around, capturing his shit talking. Women everywhere will rejoice once they've seen that Chris has added them to his "slay list".

3. ERIC TALKS SOME SHIT


Flying Dog CEO Eric Warner is interviewed in anticipation of the first-ever Beer Drinker's Marathon, taking place October 30, 2006. Well, he's basically shit talking. Barely more subtle than Mike Tyson and more slick than Don King, Eric is the class of this operation. We'll chalk his slickness up to the life experience advantage (read: oldness).

October 23, 2006

2. SETTING THE LINE: BDM


The Beer Drinker's Marathon has finally become one of the premier sporting events in the world. The chicks in bikinis with signs are probably next. What makes it such a spectacle, you may ask? There's finally a betting line.

Bettors beware: a confidential source tells us that Eric Warner has been putting a little bit of pine tar on his running shoes before practicing lately. Better grip allows for better traction, especially for those in their 40s. Not to worry, though; We've hired the same officials from Game 2 of the World Series to officiate the Beer Drinker's Marathon.

Rippe supporters will be cheering him on by having a Carbone's #2 at the finish line. Sadly, their cheers will be muted somewhat by the Cappicola.

October 19, 2006

1. BEER DRINKER'S MARATHON


Marathons are long and boring. Who actually watches the whole thing? We certainly don't. At Flying Dog, we've devised the perfect made-for-tv running event: Take the best .26% of a marathon, also known as the end, and just run that part. All of the excitement, and you don't even need to skip through the fucking commercials.

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